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Banderooge [leading a tour of campus for prospective students]: on our tour, this is the library...or, as we like to call it, "home." It has 35 million books, none of the ones you need.     Banderooge: This is our student center. When the library is full, people come here to study. The front doors are impossible to open.     Banderooge: On our left, the beautiful Lakefill. This was put up yesterday, just for you to see. Tomorrow they'll deflate it again.

Touring Student [thought bubble]: ?!
    Touring Student [grabbing at an enrolled student]: Hey kid! What' sit really like here?!

Banderooge [restraining the touring student]: Please do not address the students; they've been heavily sedated.

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