> Cartoons > b284, 04-21-1982 (Wednesday)
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Store clerk: May I help you?

Mimi [standing near a clothing rack]: Yes, I'm looking for a pair of Bermuda shorts...
    Clerk: Well, these here are pretty baggy...

Mimi: Have you got anything uglier?
    Clerk: Yes, these are a disgusting shade of green, very tacky indeed.

Mimi: Yes---I'll take them.
    Clerk: Would you like to try them on? They might accidentally fit.

Mimi: No, Im' sure they're too big. These'll be fine.

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