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Monroe [carrying a book over to a chair]: It's Spring Quarter, senior year, and I still haven't decided on a major!     Monroe [propped book up on chair, carrying a knife]: I'm just gonna throw this penknife at the catalogue, and go by where it lands.     [Sound of knife whipping through the air and landing in the catalog]: Whisssh -- THWOK!

Monroe: Looks like I split two columns.
    Monroe: I'm gonna be an astrological gynecologist.    

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