Voice [over the phone]: Hello, National Weather Service, Washington, D.C. ...
Monroe [on the phone]: What the hell did you do? You sent us two winters in a row! | |
NWS: I'm terribly sorry...what area would that be?
Monroe: Chicago! This is ridiculous! Can't you keep your records straight?! | |
NWS: We'll send Spring out right away, Sir. It should be there by Monday.
Monroe: We need it by this weekend! We've got picnics planned! | |
Monroe: Sheesh! Everyone complains about the weather, but nobody does anything about it! | |