[Banderooge standing in front of a chain link fence, holding books, notices something] | |
[Banderooge goes soft in the knees and starts to fall backwards] | |
[Banderooge falls flat on his back with] WHAM! | |
Banderooge [looking dazed, lying on the ground amid his books and papers]: I can't help it...this happens every time Courtney Lord walks by. | |