> Cartoons > b231, 10-18-1981 (Sunday)
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Wendy [sitting at a desk, answering the telephone]: Telephone Helpline, this is Wendy speaking...

Caller: I'm despondent. I need to talk to someone.
    Wendy: Sure, go right ahead. What's the matter?

Caller: I'm having extreme self-doubts. I shouldn't be here.
    Caller: I'm thinking about quitting school and joining the Army. I see now that I'm not cut out for this petty competitiveness.     Wendy: You're a freshman who just got a 'B' on his first test, aren't you?

Caller: You mean I'm not alone?

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