Russell [walking in the door carrying a book]: Hey guys -- check out what I just bought! | |
Russell [flipping through the pages of the book, with Monroe and Stuart looking on]: This book is guaranteed to help students compile footnotes and biblliography pages. | |
Stuart: What is it, a manual for the college research paper?
Russell: Better! | |
Russell: It's a collection of real-sounding authors and titles! | |