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Banderooge [sitting in the football stadium stands with Monroe, Russell, and Stuart]: Hey guys, what do you say we call this one a game and leave at half-time?     Monroe: Leave?! What kind of a way is that to support your team?     Monroe: There's always the small chance that we'll score 80 points in the next half and win the game!     Banderooge [getting up to leave with Russell and Stuart]: Yes, but there's more of a chance that a meteor will crash into the stands! We'd better get out of here!    

[During the four years 1978-1982, the Northwestern football team won exactly one game, over the University of Wyoming.]

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