| Stuart [walking under an umbrella in the pouring rain]: I can't believe this rain! It's been absolutely pouring the whole day! | |
Stuart [inside, folding umbrella]: Well, I'm dry! Mom taught me always to be prepared! Listen to the forecast and act accordingly! | |
Stuart: Now all I can do is hope Banderooge had the same upbringing I did. | |
Stuart [standing in front of the door to his dorm room, which is leaking water at every side]: I should've known...he left the windows open. | |
