Amy: What an absolutely neato house you have here! I'll bet this is just zillions of fun!
[Sorority sisters all smiles] | |
Amy: I was going to pledge this Fall, but I was so naïve, my friends convinced me it would be the biggest mistake of my life!
[Sorority sisters all smiles] | |
Amy: My friend Banderooge told me you were all snobby, backstabbing bitches whose only intent was to marry a man who's even richer than your father!
[Sorority sisters look panicked] | |
Amy [thought bubble] This is so great! Send in the next three! | |