| Russell [on the telephone]: Hello, Elaine? It's Russ. Hi, I know it's kind of late, but would you like to go to the Ball with me? | |
Russell: Ha-ha, yes, right, it did start a few hours ago...see, what happened was, I had this whole list of girls I thought would ask me... | |
Russell: Well, none of them called...so I started calling them, but they all had dates! So now I'm forced to call some girls I hadn't considered! | |
Russell: Well? How about it, Elaine? I bet you don't hear an offer like this every day! | |
