Banderooge: Trick or treat.
Old Lady Homeowner: What?! | |
Banderooge: Trick or treat. It's Halloween.
Old Lady: Trick-or-treating is illegal in Evanston. | |
Banderooge: You mean, it's illegal to appear unsightly on someone's front porch?
Old Lady: That's the idea. | |
[Old lady gets egged by someone off-strip]
Banderooge: Better clean up before the cops get here. | |