| A Mom: Excuse me, sir...I'm here for Parents Weekend and I'm looking for my son...where would I find this dormitory? | |
Banderooge: Oh, that place burned down last week during the riots.
Mom: Riots? Burned down? | |
Banderooge: Yeah -- the cops came in and found a massive orgy going on in the drug room. A riot started and the whole dorm burned down. | |
Mom: But -- but what about my son?!
Banderooge: Not to worry. They're housing both survivors over at the Krishna Temple. | |
