Monroe [writing a letter]: Dear Banderooge, I know you'll never answer this letter but I thought I'd write anyway. | |
Monroe [writing a letter]: How are things with you? I hope they are fine, since I probably won't ever find out since I know you won't write back. | |
Monroe [writing a letter]: What are you doing this summer? Whaterver it is, I'm sure you've having so much fun that you won't want to take time out answering this letter. | |
Monroe: Jeez -- I might as well not even mail this! | |