Stuart's Dad: So son, tell me...was this a good year for you?
Stuart: Oh yeah, Dad..A very good year...I managed to keep up all my grades. | |
Dad: I know, I know. But the evening..they were good, weren't they?
Stuart: Sure! I studied! I got a lot done! | |
Dad: Yeah, yeah...but I mean the weekends! Girls! Parties! Dates! Sex! That's what's good about college, isn't it?
Stuart: I don't know Dad...I basically worked on all my courses...got good grades...you know. | |
Dad: Listen, kid...don't waste my money. | |