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R.A.: Name? Banderooge: Banderooge. R.A.: Here's your key. Fill out this form in your room. • Banderoo ... Stuart: Hello! Anybody here yet? Banderooge: Yes! Yes, come right in! • Banderooge: You must be one o ... Stuart: Since we'll be roomates, Hi...I'm Stu. Banderooge: I'm Banderooge. Hi. • Stuart: I just think ... Russell: Hey everybody! How ya doing? I'm Russell! Stuart: Hi, Russ! Banderooge: Hi. • Russell: I'll ... Monroe: You must be Stuart David Saunders, from Peso Madre, Wyoming, 76140. I'm Monroe. Banderooge: Hi, Mon ... Russell: I don't care who I room with! Stuart: No, neither do I. It makes no difference, not a bit! Banderooge: Who's that guy over there? Russell: Oh, that's President Strotz! Go over and say hello! Banderooge: Where's Monroe this early in the morning? His bed doesn't look slept in! • Stuart: He said ... Monroe: Well, guys...I'm off to another frat party... Banderooge: Hold on, wait. What's with the leather ja ... Monroe: This is it! My last chance of getting into Alpha Beta Supa! Banderooge: An envelope? Stuart: What i ... Girl [standing in line in the cafeteria]: ...well, like, I'm not sure what subjects I'll be taking, or anyth ... Sturat: You know, Thursday is Registration Day. Banderooge: ZZ..Ghh...yeah? • Stuart: Banderooge, weren ... Banderooge [off-strip]: Oh, no! Look how many people are here already! [Sign in front of line of students s ... Russell: There's mail for you, Monroe. Monroe: Oh, boy! • Monroe: Hey, it's an invitation to a housewar ... Banderooge: I can't believe the prices of these books! This is gonna cost a fortune! Stuart: Gulp... Russell: Banderooge, look at this campus map. I've got two classes a mile apart! • Banderooge: That's ... Stuart: Let's go, Banderooge! You don't want to miss the first day of classes! Banderooge: Yes I do. [Banderooge puts on a scarf and hat] • [Banderoorge puts on coat and gloves] • [Banderooge prepare ... Banderooge: Hey, Stu...you wanna watch TV? Or listen to a record? Stuart: ...Hmm? • Banderooge: What's ... Russell: Monroe, you've been cooped up in here long enough. Whadaya say we go meet some girls, huh? Banderooge: Boy! There sure has been a lot of snow! More than I thought! • Banderooge: This is probab ... Russell: What?! Final Notice Prior to Disconnection?! • [Russell running down the hall and up the stai ... Banderooge [pushing his tray in the line at the cafeteria]: Avocado cheese bake, please... • Banderooge ... Monroe [slamming the door]: That does it! I'm not going to classes ever again! Stuart: Hey, calm down! Banderooge: What're you writing? Monroe: Valentines. • Banderooge: Sounds real sweet, Monroe. Monroe: Y ... Russell: Woah there, Stu -- how many Valentines didja get? Stuart: Three Russell: Oh yeah? That's great, re ... Banderooge: Hmm... • Banderooge: I got it! Stuart: Got what, Banderooge? • Banderooge: An idea for ... Professor [lecturing off-strip]: ...heart muscle is striated, uninucle...nder voluntary control the first ou ... Stuart [sitting up in his bed]: Sometimes I like to just lie in bed at night and reminisce... Russell [lying ... Monroe [standing in his pajamas next to Russell's bed]: Russ...Russ, are you up? Russell [lying in his bed, ... Banderooge: What time is it? Stuart: Two minutes past the last time you asked. • Stuart: Tell me, why a ... Banderooge [holding his quarter grade report]: I guess I'll look at my grades now...sooner or later I'll hav ... Monroe [standing in the hall outside of their dorm rooms]: Hey, Stu -- I just heard our room failed fire ins ... Russell: I think I'll take a shower now. Banderooge: I wouldn't if I were you. • Banderooge: There's an ... Stuart [sitting on steps of Univesity Hall, thought bubble]: Gee, that gitl's cute. She probably has a mill ... Stuart [sitting on steps]: I blew it. That cute girl asked me for the time, and I blew it. • Stuart: W ... Stuart [standing under an umbrella with Banderooge in the pouring rain]: Psst...Banderooge! There's the gir ... Stuart [holding umbrella and walking with girl]: Small-talk...platitudes and generalizations...y'know? Girl: ... Monroe [sitting]: Have you thought about who you're going to room with next year? Banderooge [sitting and sm ... Russell [About to sit down with a book in front of the TV at ~10pm]: I can't decide whether to watch TV or r ... Banderooge [holding a sign that says Real Ad]: Hello there. I'm Banderooge, and I'd like to take some time ... Professor [lecturing off-strip]: ...King Louis XVII conquered Monjogovia on April 4, 1821. On November 15, ... Student #1 [wearing a Harvard sweatshirt]: I've got access to the most complete library in the country! Visiting high school senior [with his mother, taps Banderooge on the shoulder]: Excuse me..excuse me... Band ... Monroe [in pajamas, walking past Russell]: Ohh...my throat hurts! • [Monroe dials a rotary phone to pla ... Monroe: Ho did you do on your mid-term, Stu? • [Stuart, looking grim, holding his midterm examination] ... Russell: Banderooge, I've got a great idea! You wanna take the day off and go see the city? Banderooge: Yea ... Stuart [walking into his bedroom with his laundry basket]: I think I made a really stupid mistake. Stuart [looking sick and sniffling, sitting in a chair, thought bubble]: What a cold! I feel like my whole ... Russell: Wish me luck! Banderooge: Why? Where are you going? • Russell: Didn't I tell you? I'm trying ... Russell [entering a room]: I did it! I got the part! • [Russell stands there, nothing happens] Stuart: Tell me abou this play yu're in...what is it, a dumb musical comedy? Russell: No, I've got more clas ... Russell [reading the play script]: "He doesn't listen to her! He just stands there!" • Russell [readin ... Monroe: Is Russ at rehearsal again? Banderooge: Yeah...he's been rehearsing all week. • Monroe: Think h ... Russell [dressed in a suit, in a spotlight on stage, thought bubble]: On, no! I'm going to sneeze. In fron ... Stuart [sitting at a manual typewriter, aggravated]: Aagh! I did it again! Typos, typos, and more typos! Banderooge: C'mere, you guys...they sent us our housing assignments for next year! • Banderooge [with S ... Banderooge [standing in front of the desk of a professor]: I'd like an extension on my final paper, please. ... Banderooge [lying among his luggage]: Back to the old grind... • Banderooge: Same old crowded rooms. [Banderooge is standing up in a big mess, hears Knock Knock] • Banderooge [stepping carefully through t ... Stuart [with Monroe and Banderooge listening]: Remember Russ, our obnoxious, self-centered roommate from las ... Russell [in his new single room]: Trapped! Trapped in a single -- all alone! • Russell: No one around! ... Monroe: Hey Stu...? Aren't we supposed to have a fourth roommate by now? Stuart: I thought so too, Monroe! Banderooge: So you're Gary, huh? I'm Banderooge. Gary: Great, yeah. • Banderooge: Why'd you get here s ... Gary: My dad's name is Harry McCrary and my mom's name is Mary... • Gary: Dad has awarmed sense of humo ... Stuart: The tuition bill has arrived... • Stuart: What! $1805 for tuition! $600 for utilities! $960 f ... Banderooge [in the cafeteria food line]: Can I have a heaping platefull of avocado cheese onion bake, please ... Stuart: Boy - That was a Homecoming weekend I won't forget. Banderooge: OHHH.... • Stuart: Fifty-eigh ... Banderooge: Where were you? We just had a floor meeting? Monroe: Sorry...I was at the library! Russell: I've got to get out of this room! • Russell: How in the world could they put me in a single?! Monroe: Hey there, little fella...You know, I get a big kick watching you guys plan ahead for winter! [Hamlet Midterm, Part One, Short Answer] • [1. What evidence is there to suggest that Ophelia was a bea ... Gary: Oh no -- it's a letter from home... • Gary reading: "Dear [Larry] Gary, how is school? [Barry, Ca ... Monroe: You know what I've always wanted to do? I've always wanted to see a leaf fall off a tree, and then ... Gary: Is everybody ready to trick-or-treat? Chicken costumed individual: You bet! • Gary: Banderooge! ... [Banderooge leaning against a lamppost at night, smoking] • Policeman: Awright, Cat -- mind telling me ... Monroe reading to squirrels: "Behold the squirrel; anticipator of nature - eagerly gathering food 'fore the ... Guy: Turn down the stereo in here. Stuart: We don't have a stereo • Guy: Then what's all this music? ... Gary [to Stuart]: My mom sent some pictures of my twins. • Gary: This is Carrie, and this is Barry, and ... Banderooge: "8:30 (11) Nova. 'Exploring the Mitochondria'" • Banderooge: "8:30 (26) Masterpiece Theatre ... Wendy: I'm interviewing people for "Speakout"...what do you think of the situation in Southeast Lambadia? Stuart: Who made a $540 phone call to Chicago? Banderooge: What?! We never use the phone! • Stuart: It ... Monroe [surrounded by his roomates]: NO! • Monroe: I WON'T DO IT! • Monroe: You can't make me! Gary: Wasn't that a great Thanksgiving vacation? Stuart: Yeah! My mom yelled at me from the moment I walke ... Monroe: It's snowing, Banderooge! Let's build a snowman! • Banderooge: You can't build a snowman with ... Banderooge: I step out of the room for Christmas vacation...when I come back it's a new decade. Banderooge: Did you make any New Year's resolutions, Gary? Gary: Yeah, sure...I resolved not to kill myself ... Stuart: I put up a poster to sell my old books, but no one's called! • Stuart: I spent three hours on t ... Russell: Hello, University Housing? I wonder if you can help me... • Russell: My name is Russell Hampt ... Wendy: Hi, I'm Wendy, your next door neighbor • Wendy: Can I interview you guys for my journalism class ... Wendy: Okay -- first question for my interview -- what do you see as the main function of attending college? Wendy: Do you know of any cheating on campus? Banderooge: Sure! I cheat all the time! Monroe: Uh... Gary: Poor Monroe...I overheard him trying to get a date for the Ball... • Gary [pretending to be Monro ... Professor lecturing [Gary seated at desk taking notes]: Suppose that the history of the Earth were written i ... Monroe: Banderooge, is there going to be a draft? Banderooge: I don't know, Monroe. • Monroe: What if ... Stuart: Already I'm falling behind in three subjects! I won't live out this quarter! [Banderooge is watchi ... Gary: Okay, Wendy...what's stopping them from getting back together? Wendy: They all have new contracts now ... Russell: Just because there's no one here to see me doesn't mean I don't exist! • Russell: I've still g ... Student: You ready for this test? Stuart: What test? • Student: The midterm. Today's our midterm! St ... [Monroe reading Playboy magazine] • Banderooge [off-strip]: Monroe! What's that you've got there?! Mo ... Gary [standing in front of a large clothes dryer holding a laundry basket]: My Laurndy! Someone stole my la ... Monroe [sitting on a low box]: Wendy, what sort of things do girls look for in guys? • Wendy: Well, I l ... Gary: Are you sending out any valentines, Stu? Stuart: Nah... • Stuart: I don't think it would pay off ... Stuart: Okay, Gary...let's see if sending valentines paid off for you! How many did you send out? Gary: Tw ... Gary: "Prospects"? "Returns"?! Stuart, I don't understand your Economist's Theory of Romance! Stuart: Why ... Professor: While I'm taking attendance, is there a 'Banderooge' here? Banderooge [off-strip]: Yeah Wendy: Hi, I'm interviewing people for 'Talkout'...today's question is "Where do you keep your scissors?" S ... [Banderooge carrying tray of cafeteria food] • [Banderooge notices Complaint Board] • [Banderooge ... Monroe [sitting up in bed, Banderooge lying down in the next bed]: What a strange night...I think I must hav ... Stuart: How did registration go, Gary? Did you get all the courses you needed? • Gary: No...they gave ... Banderooge [standing up over all his roomates, who are studying]: Hey, guys, what do you say we blow off the ... Gary: I'm kind of glad this quarter's ending. I'm anxious to see my folks. • Gary: Things were always ... Banderooge [on the phone]: Professor Greenspan? This is Banderooge, and I'm calling to find out why you gav ... Stuart: You're doing what? Banderooge: I'm getting a board job. I need the cash. • Stuart: And you're ... Student: Broccoli cheese-bake. Banderooge: Say May I. • Student: May I have the broccoli cheese-bake? ... Student#1: French fries? Student#2: French fries? Banderooge: They'll be out in a minute. • Students: ... President Strotz: I'm checking out the food services tonight. What are you serving? Banderooge: Coq au vin ... Plant#1: Is it supposed to get warmer tomorrow? Plant#2: Nope -- more of the same • Plant#1: This is r ... [missing strip] Monroe: I cannot believe she's making us read the whole thing! • Gary: What's the matter? Monroe: I'm ... Wendy: Hi, I'm taking an impartial survey for 'Talkout'...today's question is, "Are you for or against the E ... Stuart: I don't want to do all these assignments I have for the weekend! • Stuart: Friday night, for my ... Gary: Monroe probably forgot to set his clock ahead...I'll do it for him. • Stuart: I'll bet Monroe did ... Monroe: I don't think we should have let Banderooge to to the Faculty/Student Mixer. Stuart: Why not? Bert [belly hanging way over his trousers]: Can I have another heaping plateful of spaghetti, please? Bande ... [Banderooge standing at the plate, holding a bat and a beer] Umpire: Strike one! • Umpire: Strike two! Stuart [off-strip]: Monroe, don't forget that Sunday is Mother's Day! Monroe [watching TV]: I won't Stuart: Monro, turn off this TV a minute! [Click! As Stuart turns off the television] • Stuart: Did yo ... Stuart: Letter from your mom, Monroe... Monroe: Gulp • [Mom's letter] Dear Monroe, I noticed you forgo ... Girl: This is "Any-sandwich-you-like-night?" I'll have a steak sandwich on rye with lettuce, please. Attn: Banderooge; Re: Grades • Professor Brown of the science department has informed us that you are d ... Stuart: A conference room in the Library! • Monroe: That new parking garage! • Banderooge: A steam ... [missing strip] Russell: Finally I can get out of this lousy single-person room! • Russell: Next year I'll have three r ... [missing strip] Monroe [sitting at the beach, thought bubble]: What now, Monroe? You're halfway done with college and still ... Mailman: 'You Banderooge? Banderooge: Uh-huh • Mailman: Mail for you. Banderooge: Thanks...must be my ... Stuart's Mom: Are you going to get a job this summer, or are you going to sleep all day for the rest of your ... Banderooge: Boy - I never knew the summer could be this purposeless! • Banderooge: Four and a half week ... Stuart's Dad: So son, tell me...was this a good year for you? Stuart: Oh yeah, Dad..A very good year...I man ... Monroe [writing a letter]: Dear Banderooge, I know you'll never answer this letter but I thought I'd write a ... Clerk#1 Can I help you? Stuart: No thinks -- I just want to see the manager... • Clerk#2: Can I help yo ... [Russell, Banderooge, Stuart, and Monroe singing] Alma mater, praise be thine.. • [R,B,S singing] Guard ... [Russell trying to take his own photo for Shoot Yourself] Click. • [The camera is not working for Russe ... Harvard student: I've got access to the most complete library in the country! • Princeton student: I've ... Stuart [carrying a laundry basket with clothes]: I think I made a really stupid mistake. • Stuart: I ju ... Russell: I hear Monroe is checking out Greek Life tonight! Stuart: Yeah -- he went to a frat party. Banderooge: I can't believe this is it, Monroe! The years went by so quickly! • Banderooge [putting on ... Amy: Hi! I'm Amy Kimball! Isn't this place great? I can't wait till classes start! • Amy: It's gonna ... [Stuart and another student walking toward each other] • Stuart: Hi. Student: Hey, how ya doing? I tho ... Girl: You still living with those same guys? I remember them yak yak yak yak Stuart [thought bubble]: I don ... Stuart, I'd like you to meet Amy Kimball. She's a freshman this year. Stuart: Hello • Amy: Hi! Are yo ... Russell: Psst, Banderooge...who's the girl? Banderooge: Amy Kimball. But listen, Russ...she's a little naïv ... Stuart: My father said I'd better change my study habits this year. • Stuart: He said that if I come ho ... Banderooge: Monroe, I'd like you to meet Amy Kimball...she's a freshman this year! • Amy: Hi! Are you ... Monroe: It's Phyllis! Phyllis is here! • Monroe: Hiii, Phyllis! Hellooooo, Phyllis! • Monroe: He ... Stuart: I'm so proud to say I go to Northwestern! There's Charlton Heston -- he went here, and he went on t ... Monroe [on the phone]: Yes, Dad...I'm sorry they woke you up...it won't happen again. • Banderooge: Wha ... Amy [to Banderooge]: Hi! Were you involved in the Gala? Did you work on the Gala? Did you go to the Gala? Banderooge: Monroe, you don't still have an undecided major, do you? Monroe: Well... • Monroe: I think ... Stuart: I'm fed up with shaving -- it's boring and monotonous. • Russell: Why don't you grow a beard? ... A Mom: Excuse me, sir...I'm here for Parents Weekend and I'm looking for my son...where would I find this do ... [student, parent, and Banderooge sitting in desks in a lecture room] • Parent [aside to Banderooge]: Se ... Stuart [thought bubble]: I can't study here, it's too noisy • [Stuart walks out into the cold night] Russell: I thought Banderooge was out here watching the debates... • Russell: I wonder who's winning Banderooge: Trick or treat. Old Lady Homeowner: What?! • Banderooge: Trick or treat. It's Halloween. O ... Amy: Good morning, Banderooge! I didn't know you had a board job! • Amy: Usually I have to help myself ... Stuart: Well...they did it... • Stuart: The American people have elected Ronald Reagan their next presi ... Stuart [on the phone]: Hello, Mom? Mom: Where on Earth have you been?! Come home now! • Stuart: Now? M ... Amy: Hi! Do you live next door to the guys? I'm Amy Kimball -- I'm a friend of theirs. • Wendy: Uh... ... Wendy: Would you like some coffee? Amy: Oh, Wendy! Do you have a hot pot in here? How neat! • Amy: Yo ... Banderooge: One of my professors wants to speak to me... Monroe: About what? • Banderooge: He says I've ... Banderooge [reading "Rubber Teeth on Sale Nov. 20" flyer]: What is the thing, 'Rubber Teeth'? Russell: It's ... Banderooge [using a campus police phone box]: Hello, Public Safety? I wanna report a robbery. • [Publi ... Professor [off-strip]: Who can tell us how we figure out the data percent capita for any given year? Monroe: Two hundred and fifty dollars on books! I can't believe it! • Banderooge: Hey, you're the one ... Russell: I'm such a conscientious student at the start of the quarter! • Russell: Right at the beginnin ... Monroe: Didja get in? Stuart: Monroe, it was crazy to even try. • Stuart: There was a line out the door ... Amy: Hi, Banderooge! How do you like your classes so far? Mine are super-neato! • Amy: I'm taking sev ... Monroe: Hey guys! I bought us some food! [off-strip] Uh-oh... • Stuart: What did you buy us this time ... Banderooge: Don't tell me you're going to your meeting this early? • Russell: Sorry, Banderooge, but th ... Amy: Springtime at Northwestern sure is neato! I love all those cute little squirrels! • Amy: I sure a ... [Banderooge bundling up to go outside] • [Banderooge bundling up to go outside] • [Banderooge bund ... Banderooge: Monroe -- I'll bet you ten bucks we lose. Monroe: Okay! • [Monroe, Banderooge, Russell, an ... Russell: Why don't they bring any good concerts to campus? Stuart: They can't! • Russell: Why not? Stua ... Banderooge [reading the Daily Northwestern newspaper]: So many things have happened this year, huh? Monroe: ... [Stuart and Monroe walking down sidewalk, flyers taped to wall and sidewalk] • [flyers getting denser] Amy: I'm so excited, Russ! I called my boyfriend last night -- and he's coming to visit! • Amy: He's g ... Russell [on the telephone]: Hello, Elaine? It's Russ. Hi, I know it's kind of late, but would you like to ... Monroe: Professor Brisbane? May I speak to you for a moment? Professor Brisbane: Why, yes -- have a seat. Stuart: Okay, world, it's time for another cold... • Stuart: Let's grab this bull by the horns...it's t ... Doctor: Is this your first time at Searle? Banderooge: Yeah -- I only came today because my leg hurts. Banderooge [thought bubble]: Jeez -- I don't know a single answer on this midterm -- and this guy next to me ... [Banderooge lying in bed asleep] • [Alarm clock radio goes off] Beep!...Beep!...Beep!... • [Alarm ... Monroe: I'm not doing very well this quarter • Monroe: In fact, I don't think I'm passing a single subj ... Russell: I can't believe I'm so low on cash again! • Russell: Where am I gonna come up with some money? ... Amy: Knock knock! Is anyone at home? It's your next door neighbor, Amy Kimball! Ding dong! Banderooge [of ... Russell: So, Stuart...how many valentines did you get this year? Stuart: Three. Why? • Russell: No rea ... Monroe: I have to stop going to bed so late...it's throwing off my whole day! • Monroe: Every morning I ... Banderooge: What show is this? Stuart [sitting in front of the television]: It's called "Keeping Abreast" Banderooge: You look like you're going on a date tonight, Russ. Russell: Are you surprised? • Banderoog ... Banderooge: I don't get it...first, Monroe tells me I got a big package in the mail...then he starts laughin ... Wendy: Wow, Amy! Take a look at the rear end on that guy! Amy: Wendy! I can't believe you said that! Amy: Monroe! Did you hear? They're raising the tuition again! By fifteen percent! Isn't that wonderful? Stuart: My dad said he would have to get a second job to keep me in school next year; he was real sore at me ... Russell: Your grades are here, Monroe. Monroe: Thanks, Russ. • Monroe: All vacation long, I've been won ... [Russell sitting in class, taking notes] Professor [off-strip]: What is Philosophy? How can we know what Ph ... Banderooge: Monroe, we've got to pick a low number if we're going to have a place to live next year. Wendy: Any idea what you're doing this summer? Stuart: Not really, Wendy. • Stuart: By the time school ... Amy: "Hi! I'm Amy Kimball! It's a pleasure to be going through Spring Rush with you!" • Amy: No...it' ... Amy: What an absolutely neato house you have here! I'll bet this is just zillions of fun! [Sorority sisters ... Amy: So what do you think? You think you'll pledge me? I think you're all really neat! Sorority girl: Uh.. ... Russell [sitting down, next to Wendy]: Ahhh...I love that taste. • Russell: Y'know, this Perrier water ... Banderooge [holding an envelope]: I wonder what's in these bank statements I keep getting every month... High school senior [tapping Banderooge on the shoulder]: Excuse me...I'm a high school senior thinking of go ... Monroe [surrounded by a lot of squirrels]: Hi there, cute little squirrels! I hope you had a cozy winter! Stuart [walking under an umbrella in the pouring rain]: I can't believe this rain! It's been absolutely pou ... Wendy [sitting next to Russell by a desk]: You really sound like you have an interesting life, Russ... Wendy [sitting on a couch with Amy]: You haven't gone out with anyone this year, have you? Amy: Nope, Wendy! ... Stuart: How did you do on your midterm, monroe? Monroe: I got a D. • Stuart: Here...mind if I take a lo ... Radio [Banderoog is listening to it]: ...and now for the weather. This morning will be sunny and cool with ... Russell: What did your mom think of your Mother's Day card? Monroe: Moth....oh no! • [Monroe furiously ... Banderooge: Stu, I don't like one of my classes. Is it too late to switch into another course? Stuart: "Too ... Wendy [sitting on a couch with Amy]: You've got to become more assertive, Amy. It's a man's world out there ... Russell [getting up out of bed]: Rise and shine, up with the sun! It's Monday morning, and I am ready! Russell [sitting with Wendy]: Wendy, I'll be honest with you. I've wanted to ask you out all year, but I co ... Monroe [walking away from a roadside mailbox, holding an envelope]: I got a letter from Russ! Of all my roo ... Television [Stuart sitting on couch, his dad lighting a pipe standing up]: Coming up next..."Celebrity Skinn ... Little girl [at the beach, holding a sand shovel and bucket, to Banderooge]: Mister, I'm lost. Help me find ... Banderooge [wearing an official looking cap]: Hold it...you a freshman? Student [carrying three large suitca ... Monroe's Dad [sitting on porch steps with arm around Monroe]: Monroe, my boy...where did all the years go? ... Monroe [running up to Banderooge]: Banderooge, I finally did it! After four years of trying! • Monroe: ... Stuart [sitting down in a chair, next to Russell sitting up in bed]: Russ, we're seniors now. Why aren't we ... Banderooge [sitting in the football stadium stands with Monroe, Russell, and Stuart]: Hey guys, what do you ... Amy: Hi, Banderooge! Remember me? I'm Amy Kimball! I remember you! • Amy: I lived next door to you l ... Russell [walking in the door carrying a book]: Hey guys -- check out what I just bought! • Russell [fli ... Russell [standing and talking to Banderooge, who is sitting down reading Time magazine]: Banderooge, you hav ... Banderooge [Standing behind couch that Stuart is sitting on reading a magazine]: Stu -- remember that day yo ... Wendy [sitting at a desk, answering the telephone]: Telephone Helpline, this is Wendy speaking... Caller: I' ... Banderooge: Monroe, I signed you up to give blood. Monroe: You what?! • Banderooge: Relax...it won't hu ... Mimi [shouting up the stairs at her sorority]: Girls! Chapter is about to begin! Girls [off-strip up the st ... Sorority President [off-strip]: Would everyone please quiet down so we can start chapter? We have a lot of ... Sorority Girl [standing next to Mimi]: I'm so nervous about tonight, Mimi! As a new pledge here, I really w ... Mimi [answering the sorority house phone, holding a can of TaB]: Theta Alpha Beta, who do you wish to speak ... Amy [standing next to Banderooge]: Banderooge, I can't belive it! Our football team is heading for a new re ... Wendy [sitting at a desk, answering the telephone]: Telephone Helpline, Wendy speaking... Caller: Hi, I'm no ... Monroe [sitting in a classroom lecture seat next to a very large male student, thought bubble]: Uh-oh...this ... Hilary [sitting on couch with Mimi]: I went out with the nicest guy this past weekend, Mimi! Mimi: Oh, did y ... [missing strip] Monroe [sitting at desk with Stuart standing looking over his shoulder]: I think the calculator is a great s ... Russell [seated talking with Wendy]: I asked out a girl for this weekend, and she said she would love to but ... Mimi [at the dinner table in her sorority with three other sisters]: Rachel, you make me jealous! Sister #1: ... Amy: There's Banderooge, coming back from the last football game of the season! • Amy [standing next to ... Monroe [sitting down reading a book, with stacks of books around him]: I should never have let all this read ... Banderooge [all bundled up against the cold, walking on a sidewalk past a squirrel, which is begging]: Sorry ... Banderooge [all bundled up against the cold, entering his room] Ahh...what a relief! • Banderooge [talk ... Stuart [standing by a desk with a computer, with Banderooge next to him]: Look what I got for Christmas, Ban ... Professor [speaking from off-strip, Banderooge seated at a desk taking notes]: This class will be tough and ... Monroe [all bundled up, trudging through the cold weather, thought bubble]: Why am I doing this? Why am I g ... Monroe [bursting into his dorm room, all bundled up for cold weather]: Banderooge, you won't believe how bea ... Wendy [answering the telephone]: Telephone Helpline, Wendy speaking... Caller: Hi, I just realized I hate it ... Stuart [sitting on chair, talking to Monroe who is sitting on a couch]: It's time to start thinking about li ... Stuart [typing out a letter on his typewriter]: Mr. Franklin P. Wheeler President, XEROX, Inc. Dear Mr. Whee ... Mimi [lying on her bed, answering her fancy telephone]: Hello? Caller: Hello, Mimi? This is Fred...we met a ... [Mimi holding TV remote control, turns the TV on] TV news reporter: Our top story tonight is a tragic one: t ... Banderooge [playing on a big computer arcade game "Ordinance!", with Russell looking over his shoulder]: Her ... Amy [standing next to Monroe]: I can't believe it! My room's been burglarized! Monroe: You're kidding! Wha ... Stuart [sitting at the cafeteria table with Banderooge and Monroe]: Wow! This pork chop has a bone! Banderoo ... Professor [standing up next to Banderooge, who is holding a few books]: You weren't here for the midterm yes ... Stuart [leaning against a chair, talking to Monroe who is sitting down]: I'm not sure about this Monroe ... ... Russell [walking outside with snow all around]: Now's my chance to impress Ellen, that girl I've had my eyes ... Monroe [sitting on a couch next to Wendy, who is sitting on a chair]: How have you been, Wendy? Wendy: Oh, b ... Banderooge [all bundled up walking through the snow]: I don't mind trudging through the snow every day... Stuart [sitting in a chair, reading a letter]: Dear Mr. Saunders, Thank you for your job inquiry of the 31st ... Banderooge [sitting up in bed, with Russell standing nearby holding a coffee cup, with a coffee pot and seve ... Amy [sitting on a couch with Wendy]: When I grow up I want to marry a prince and live in a big castle with a ... Russell [sitting in class next to a female student, thought bubble]: What a cute girl! I'd love to meet her ... Stuart [walking down the sidewalk with another student]: I can't believe how much time everyone took to fini ... Father [on phone]: Mimi Dear, your Mother and I saw something on the news last night about huge tuition incr ... Monroe [sitting on steps with Banderooge]: I'm beginning to get worried, Banderooge. It's almost Spring Qua ... Stuart [dressed in a suit, sitting on a couch in a waiting room, thought bubble]: I don't like these intervi ... Wendy [sitting at a talbe writing a letter]: Dear University Administrators, I was very saddened to learn th ... Monroe [walking down the sidewalk, past other students]: Look at all these tans! The whole campus looks lik ... [Banderooge standing in front of a chain link fence, holding books, notices something] • [Banderooge go ... Voice [over the phone]: Hello, National Weather Service, Washington, D.C. ... Monroe [on the phone]: What th ... Girl [behind Banderooge in the cafeteria food line]: S'cuse me...I've been watchin' you at dinna all yeah, a ... Russell [sitting on a chair, talking to Wendy who is sitting in another chair]: I'm taking a trip to Europe ... Monroe [carrying a book over to a chair]: It's Spring Quarter, senior year, and I still haven't decided on a ... Stuart [studying at his desk, talking to Banderooge who is reading a magazine in an arm chair]: I don't know ... Stuart [walking into the room, Russell sitting on the couch]: Aargh! What a terrible day! I am in such a b ... Amy [walking down the sidewalk with Russell, carrying some books]: Wow, Russ, it must be so neato to be grad ... Store clerk: May I help you? Mimi [standing near a clothing rack]: Yes, I'm looking for a pair of Bermuda sh ... Banderooge [lying in bed reading a book as Stuart walks in wearing a suit]: How was your interview at the ba ... Amy [sitting on a couch with Wendy]: Wendy, are you really dropping out after this quarter? Wendy: I have to ... Banderooge [leading a tour of campus for prospective students]: ...next on our tour, this is the library...o ... Interviewer: So, you want to work for Midwest Production Company. Monroe [dressed in a suit]: Yes Sir. Very ... Monroe [walking down the sidewalk next to Stuart]: This was the nicest weekend! Stuart: Not for me, it wasn' ... Russell [sitting on desk, prepares to place a phone call]: Okay, Russ, here goes nothing. You've finally go ... Stuart [reading a letter]: Dear Mr. Saunders, We were very impressed with your resume and personal interview ... Russell [lying against a tree, with Stuart sitting nearby]: For four years we've been awaiting only one thin ... Monroe [sitting on a nightstand next to the bed Banderooge is sitting on]: Boy, Banderooge, these four years ... Wendy [answering the telephone]: Telephone Helpline, Wendy speaking... Caller: Hi, I don't know If you remem ... Stuart [sitting on steps next to Banderooge]: How can this be, Banderooge? Here I am, the hardest studier a ... Hilary [sitting on a beach chair next to Mimi, who is holding a reflector under her chin]: I'm in really bad ... Wendy [sitting on a couch with Amy]: Cheer up, Amy, we'll keep in touch...I'll still call you from New York. Monroe [sitting out on a large concrete breakwater block on the Lakefill with Banderooge]: I keep hearing a ... Strotz: ...Banderooge... • Strotz: You know, Banderooge, I've gotta admit...you've been an interesting ... Last updated Sunday, November 6th, 2011. © 1978-2024 Robert Leighton. All rights reserved.

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