|Stuart [reading a letter]: Dear Mr. Saunders, |
We were very impressed with your resume and personal interview.
||Stuart [reading letter]: There might just be a lucrative future for you with our company. We will beat any other offer you may have. ||
||Stuart [reading letter]: May we fly you in for an all-expense-paid tour of our Hawaii branch? It would...wait...hold on a second... ||
||Stuart [reading letter]: I'm sorry. Wrong Saunders. Thank you anyway for your application. We'll keep it on file. ||