|Wendy [answering the telephone]: Telephone Helpline, Wendy speaking... |
Caller: Hi, I just realized I hate it here and I want to get out.
||Wendy: Okay, are you a sophomore? |
Caller: Uh...yes, yes as a matter of fact I am...
||Wendy: All right, what you've got is Sophomore Slump: you loved freshman year, but not you can't believe you've got three more to go. It's cause by bad weather. ||
||Caller: My God! You're right! How --- how did you know? |
Wendy: I had it myself. Listen kid, call me back in Spring if the fever persists.