|Monroe [all bundled up, trudging through the cold weather, thought bubble]: Why am I doing this? Why am I going to class when it's 70 degrees below zero? ||
||Monroe [thought bubble]: It's not because I like the class -- I don't! It's not because it's in m y major -- it's not! ||
||Monroe [thought bubble]: No, Monroe, there's got to be a better reason than that! There's go to be something! ||
||Professor [sitting at his desk]: Ah! One student showed up! Class isn't cancelled after all! |
Monroe: Oh, that's right -- it's because I'm a jerk!