|Sorority President [off-strip]: Would everyone please quiet down so we can start chapter? We have a lot of really super-important things to discuss. ||
||Sorority President: First, and most importantly, some of you girls have been making popcorn in your rooms. This has got to stop at once. ||
||Sorority President: Also, you can't all blow-dry your hair at the same time. Last week's blackout could have been averted if some of you had waited. Yes, Mimi? |
[Mimi has her hand raised]
||Mimi: I was just wondering if anyone's found my Christopher Reeve poster yet. |
Sorority President: Yes, all the stolen Chris Reeve posters have been found. We'll get to that shortly.