|Little girl [at the beach, holding a sand shovel and bucket, to Banderooge]: Mister, I'm lost. Help me find my parents. ||
||Banderooge [holding the girls hand]: Yeah, sure...what do they look like? |
Little girl: They're old, fat, and ugly. I'm hungy! Buy me lunch.
||Banderooge: When did you last see them? |
Little girl: Who knows? They just left. I wasn't looking.
||Banderooge [leaning down to talk to girl]: Well, you might as well give up, kid. They're probably driving away so fast it wouldn't be worth the effort. ||