|Amy: Monroe! Did you hear? They're raising the tuition again! By fifteen percent! Isn't that wonderful? ||
||Amy: I can't wait! It's going to be so amazing! Just think how great that's going to be! |
Monroe: Hold it, hold it!
||Monroe: Amy, I've heard you say some very dumb things before, but this? What could possibly be wonderful about them raising tuition 15%? ||
||Amy: Simple! Don't they also have to raise the quality of education fifteen percent? |