|A Mom: Excuse me, sir...I'm here for Parents Weekend and I'm looking for my son...where would I find this dormitory? ||
||Banderooge: Oh, that place burned down last week during the riots. |
Mom: Riots? Burned down?
||Banderooge: Yeah -- the cops came in and found a massive orgy going on in the drug room. A riot started and the whole dorm burned down. ||
||Mom: But -- but what about my son?! |
Banderooge: Not to worry. They're housing both survivors over at the Krishna Temple.