| Banderooge [on the phone]: Professor Greenspan? This is Banderooge, and I'm calling to find out why you gave me an F... | |
Professor Greenspan [over the phone]: Simple. You came to class twice throughout the quarter and never handed in the homework. | |
Professor Greenspan: You failed the midterm and the final my fifty points and your final paper had been stolen from a 1967 Time article. | |
Banderooge: Couldn't you just give me the benefit of the doubt? | |
