| Russell [dressed in a suit, in a spotlight on stage, thought bubble]: On, no! I'm going to sneeze. In front of a whole audience I'm going to sneeze. | |
Russell [thought bubble]: One of the most important rules of theatre is "Don't draw attention to yourself when you don't have to." | |
Russell [sneezing outrageously]: AACHOOO! | |
Russell [lying on his stomach on the stage, thought bubble]: There's another rule that says, "But when you have to, really ham it up."
[Clapping from the audience] | |
