|Student #1 [wearing a Harvard sweatshirt]: I've got access to the most complete library in the country! ||
||Student #2 [wearing a Princeton sweatshirt]: I've got the most noted faculty! |
Student #3 [wearing Yale sweatshirt]: I've got th emost elite student body!
||Banderooge [leaning against The Rock]: I've got a rock. ||
||[Duplicate of 141] ||